Chinese restaurant sign thanks Jews for eating there on Christmas (via Avi).
I think it’s great when companies do what they can to help soldiers who can’t come home for the holidays. While I disagree with the war, we can’t forget the soldiers are just trying to survive and do their job.
Try Explaining That To Your Insurance Agent
MALL | AURORA, IL, USA
(I work in security at a huge outlet mall. Occasionally, shoppers can’t find their car and we drive them around looking for it.)
Customer: “It seems my car was stolen. It definitely isn’t where I parked it.”
Me: “Okay, let’s drive around and just make sure it isn’t here.”
Customer: “This is ridiculous. I was here a year ago and it got stolen then, also!”
(We drive around the lots and all of a sudden she starts yelling.)
Customer: “Oh my god I don’t believe it! It’s here!
Me: “That’s your car?”
Customer: “No! I mean yes! That’s my car from last year. That’s right, that IS where I parked it!”